Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
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Listen up, wee ones! Your mom isn't screaming, she's just communicating. Parenting is hard work and sometimes your little antics push her to the edge. So next time you hear that tone from your mom, don't stress out. Just consider it a wake-up call and try to make things right.
Mommy just wants what's best for you.
The Wonderful World of Mom Chaos: Fueling Up on Caffeine
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Coffee gets us through the morning
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Don't Mess with Mama
You better watch out when a mama is feeling defensive. That's right, her little babies are loved, and she won't hesitate to defend them. If you cross her family, prepare for a scary battle. This isn't the time to be foolish. Better stay away while you still can.
- Chill Out.
- Let her be.
- Hush up.
Breeding Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be frank, raising a dragon isn't like disciplining your typical house pet. There are no veterinarians who fully understand the intricacies of their unique biology, and forget about finding a instruction sheet that outlines everything from burping fireballs to inter-species communication. You're on your own, adventurer, and the only lesson plan is trial and mistake.
Excuse Me For What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely stupid.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean more info your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously awesome, but sometimes you just need a little vino. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are precious, and they totally drain your energy. After a long day of dealing with, a glass of red can be just the ticket you need to chill. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Parenting
- Wine o'clock